I was a backup dancer for Lady Gaga. She was wearing a blue dress that was pretty mellow, and we prayed or talked or something before we went on stage. Gaga was asked if she remembered the dance moves, and she said yes, but then right before the curtain opened, she couldn’t remember and we all reminded her. We went out and I realized [my friend] Kevin was another one of the backup dancers and there were two others. The dance we did was pretty improvisational but it consisted of a small series of sort of chicken-like convulsions that were sort of like a shimmy. Then Kevin started licking me as part of his improv and I was really surprised.
[January 8, 2011]
by Adam Milner
I was in a movie by Quentin Tarentino. I was not an actor; all I knew was the movie’s storyline. I was just living life, except I knew that somewhere, outside my world, Quentin Tarnetino was making all the decisions. One girl was walking down Broadway in Boulder, passing the Basemar center, and another woman did something horrible to her which I can’t remember. One of them was very tall and eerie. Suddenly, I was in a factory that was making magazines and it panned up from the press that was creating the magazines to a man in a chair, smoking. Somewhere else in the factory, Michael Cera was playing a character and he got shot once in the stomach for no reason, and bled to death. I remember thinking that critics were going to be upset about this, and I was annoyed that they had no respect about the fact that this was all very real to the people inside it. Later, the same woman was walking the same was on Broadway, and the other same woman was there. But instead of allowing her to hurt her, she ran back and bludgeoned her to death before she could.
[October 22, 2009]
Audrina from the Hills was stripping on a pole, and Heidi and Spencer were there too. It was a really vulgar dance to the point that it was almost scary, sort of like she was possessed. I woke up from the dream within the dream and wanted to send her a postcard about it, but I couldn’t find her address, so I started a blog of celebrity dreams, with the hope they would see them.
[June 13, 2011]
It was night and we were driving on the highway. It was [my friends] Shauna, Jenn, Katie, Kelly Dixon, Alisa Sanchez, a guy, me, and a couple other people among a few cars. Many of us had been drinking, including the drivers. We were talking about the possibility of getting pulled over, but we knew we wouldn’t. Suddenly, a cop car was behind us and pulled all of us over. For some reason, even the passengers of the car that had had something to drink were worried about themselves. I only had one drink when I got into the car, so I wasn’t worried. The cop got out of the car and it was Jennifer Lopez. We all stood in a small dirt parking lot on the side of the road, which was on the edge of a cliff. She gave us all breathalyzer tests, which were small glass apparatuses that had blinking LED lights in them. We each blew in them, and suddenly the lights changed colors. Some turned green–those people were fine. Katie’s, Jenn’s, and someone else’s turned red. Katie immediately started crying and threw her test into the dirt. Mine flickered between off-white and green and then settled on off-white. I wasn’t sure what that meant. Jennifer Lopez came up to me and my group of off-white tests and accused us all of knowing about some secret $1000. The guy confessed, but I was confused and didn’t know about any money. I wondered what sort of breathalyzers these were. Then Jennifer Lopez went to Jenn, Katie, and the other red, and, after building up the suspense for a moment, accused them of being so drunk that they had each contemplating burning a house down with all of us inside. Jenn confessed and told her plan, but Katie just cried. It was so scary.
